PRE-ORDER: Greetings from War-Ravaged Portland Postcard

PRE-ORDER: This item will be shipped within 1 week of order date, pending arrival from the printing press.

Send urgent correspondence to your loved ones from the trenches of war-ravaged Portland, Oregon, also known as Hell. The route to the postal box is treacherous; you may have to dodge therapy llamas pulling wagons of locally brewed kombucha or a woman named Earthworm selling you crystals. Please be careful not to trip over your Tevas and look both ways for the emergency naked bike ride before you cross the street. May the odds be ever in your favor, and keep Portland weird.

Postcard is 4x6" and printed on an organic hemp-blend cardstock (of course) with a vintage texture.